Are you crazy? He'd drain all our inventory in a day! He'd replace all of our storage barrels with just a funnel going to his mouth. If we let him near the food, we'd have to put fire extinguishers on the bar instead of beer nuts.

[The longer he talked the more Tony was laughing. He'd really missed his friend. It had turned out to be such a better reunion too once they'd figured out where the misunderstanding was.]

We'll see. Think we could grab a couple natives who don't mind getting underpaid?