Neither does Wei! Did you ever taste that shit he used to make? It was like eating and passing a burning charcoal briquet! I swear, I breathed fire once after that idiot tried to make soup.

[He wiped a tear from his eye as he kept cracking up. He took a second to catch his breath.]

Alright, alright. One native to do dishes and clean up and we'll hire Wei Wuxian and some hottie with giant cans. Sound good?

[He gave Gladio a devilish grin.]

I should offer it to Era!

[And now he was laughing his ass off again.]